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« on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 07:52:16 AM »
Some movies are just plain stupid and have no reason to be made. Case & point...


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgJ0oTJs38" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgJ0oTJs38</a>


Seriously?

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« Reply #1 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 08:57:19 AM »
That's a joke right? I mean, some exec didn't actually give that a green light did they?
Ugh... *facepalm*

At least thats somewhat original crap. My bigger problem with movies is that Hollywood is so out of fucking ideas they're stealing other peoples. You can call it a "remake" all you want, but it's really a lack of fucking originality and perverting other peoples works.

Same thing with adaptations of other works. The Hollywood version of Death Note immidietly comes to mind. I gurantee Warner Brothers will turn L into hard ass Detective Jones and Misa into an actual stripper while Light is turned into some sort of devil worshipper.
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« Reply #2 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 10:01:14 AM »
they are remaking Flight of the Navigator, that's like saying "fuck you" to my childhood.

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« Reply #3 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 10:42:22 AM »
loooooooooool those kids can't act.

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« Reply #4 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 11:01:16 AM »
Light pretty much was a hard ass though. He just happened to be a socially retarded one.

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« Reply #5 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 11:09:57 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XqjIUXgf9I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XqjIUXgf9I</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXRD_jOO48" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXRD_jOO48</a>

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« Reply #6 on: 07/ 14/ 2010, 05:49:21 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3HIHFE1nh8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3HIHFE1nh8</a>

The worst movie EVER! Germany tries to go High School Musical. Only with alcohol enjoyable, and then it is hilarious!

Also Sauna. What a disturbingly bad movie
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At least thats somewhat original crap. My bigger problem with movies is that Hollywood is so out of fucking ideas they're stealing other peoples. You can call it a "remake" all you want, but it's really a lack of fucking originality and perverting other peoples works.


I totally agree. The only people who should be allowed to make movies of mangas are the people who made them. Same with comics from the U.S. of course!
And whoever tries to do a Hollywood version of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will fail miserably. Cause you can't make a blockbuster with Daniel Craig out of that. You just can't!

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« Reply #7 on: 07/ 19/ 2010, 05:05:14 AM »
And whoever tries to do a Hollywood version of the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will fail miserably. Cause you can't make a blockbuster with Daniel Craig out of that. You just can't!

I didn't see the film but my friend (who would laugh and clap at vomit sliding down a wall) loved it. How much did they move away from the novel?

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« Reply #8 on: 07/ 20/ 2010, 12:30:42 AM »
They stayed with it pretty well. Definitely worth watching. They did miss some small things though and in my personal opinion they messed up some thhing big time. But if you want a really good thriller, that was made for tv and not for big movie screens, then what the hell are you waiting for!

Said that twice, kind of :)

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« Reply #9 on: 07/ 21/ 2010, 06:01:19 AM »
I think I'll catch it when the dvd comes out here. I heard good things about the cast's performances.

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« Reply #10 on: 07/ 21/ 2010, 06:26:15 AM »
If you are talking about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...it is on DVD now?

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« Reply #11 on: 07/ 21/ 2010, 08:44:51 AM »
I'm in Australia and it only just finished at the movies here, so there'll be a bit of a wait.

It's not something I'd bother importing, I can wait.

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« Reply #12 on: 07/ 22/ 2010, 11:19:31 PM »
The comedies of Eddie Murphy in the last decade .... just awful and sad

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« Reply #13 on: 07/ 23/ 2010, 07:13:32 PM »
AGREED.

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« Reply #14 on: 07/ 26/ 2010, 06:06:09 PM »
If you are talking about The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...it is on DVD now?


http://amzn.to/9T7m2j

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« Reply #15 on: 07/ 26/ 2010, 07:36:45 PM »
http://amzn.to/9T7m2j


Oh I didnt mean to ask if there is one. I have seen it. :D

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« Reply #16 on: 07/ 27/ 2010, 12:29:29 AM »
Just saying that it is on DVD now.

How did you like it?

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« Reply #17 on: 07/ 27/ 2010, 01:22:32 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgJ0oTJs38" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgJ0oTJs38</a>


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« Reply #18 on: 07/ 27/ 2010, 01:59:18 AM »
There's this...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsLsATx4fJ0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsLsATx4fJ0</a>



And then there's this...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZTIWNb-Sfo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZTIWNb-Sfo</a>

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« Reply #19 on: 07/ 28/ 2010, 02:43:36 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Step_Up_3D


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