A copy/paste from Dtoid, because it is mandatory:
I've only known you for a short time, Mr. Beedog. But I feel like I've known you for my entire life. I feel like I can trust you, like you're the fatherly figure I've gone so long without. Take me to get ice-cream and chili dogs, Mr. Beedog. Then we can play catch and you can tell me what a good sport I am. Then you can tuck me into bed and tell me stories of your exploits in wars. After I fall asleep, you will turn the lights out and leave me to dream of JOURNALISM. Thank you for being there for me, Mr. Beedog. Thank you.