patchesprofile

  • Name: Dr. Patches
  • Age: 35 (Dog years)
  • Height: 2’1″
  • Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland
  • Occupation: Physicist
  • Favorite food: Steak
  • Hobbies: Fishing, boating, chasing squirrels, freaking out
  • Likes: Science, engineering, technology, board games, worrying
  • Dislikes: Thomas Edison, light beer, seagulls

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“I don’t speak Spanish”

 

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