Geraldo Beedog
- Name: Geraldo Beedog
- Age: 86
- Height: 1’8″
- Birthplace: Unknown
- Occupation: Journalist (Retired)
- Favorite Food: All things breakfast
- Hobbies: Burying things, swimming, games journalism, karaoke
- Likes: Truth, balance, riding in cars, dancing, Mike Patton, the beach
- Dislikes: Tyranny, corruption, injustice, cover-ups, asparagus, hipsters
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“I’ve liveblogged wars, you know…”
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