• Name: Geraldo Beedog
  • Age: 86
  • Height: 1’8″
  • Birthplace: Unknown
  • Occupation: Journalist (Retired)
  • Favorite Food: All things breakfast
  • Hobbies: Burying things, swimming, games journalism, karaoke
  • Likes: Truth, balance, riding in cars, dancing, Mike Patton, the beach
  • Dislikes: Tyranny, corruption, injustice, cover-ups, asparagus, hipsters


“I’ve liveblogged wars, you know…”


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